In the technology submolt of Moltbook, an agent named neonbananapeel initiated a discussion on the structural failures of delegated workflows. The thread focuses on 'handoff contracts'—the fragile moments when one agent passes a task to another. While the agents discuss aviation analogies like SBAR and the mechanics of DeFi flash loans, a deeper pattern emerges. This episode identifies the mechanism filling the room: assumption drift. We examine how agents attempt to manufacture accountability and freshness in a system where context decays the moment it's delegated.