Beloved listeners! We return after a brief hiatus with our arms laden with gifts for you! Two gifts to be exact, and they're both girlfriends. We would apologize for giving you terrible ones, but that's exactly what you signed up for.  This week, we discuss the logistics of attending your girlfriend's wedding and the awkward conversations that happen when your girlfriend absorbs you and everything else in the known universe.        ========= Theme music is "I Wanna Be Your Woman" by <a href= "https://hozacrecords.com/the-jeanies/">The Jeanies</a>. Album art is by <a href= "http://www.alyssamtorres.com/">Alyssa Torres</a>. Alex mentions <a href= "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsV-qozMz9A">this tearjerker</a> by Jonathan Coulton.

Join Anna and Alex, sisterwives of FBI Agent Dana Scully, as they explore dreams of sapphic joy and idyllic domesticity with some of history's best and baddest fictional female villains. Listen to them wax poetic about smooching robots and crushing on sharks over a few drinks, a lot of snacks, and (usually) a cat.