(all songs written by C.McCabe)

01. Diseases of the Head Holes
02. Connie
03. Cribmeat
04. The I'd Rather Be Song
05. Handjobs in a Halfway House
06. That Little is Enough
07. Donald Trump's a Dingo and He Ate My Baby
08. Little Debbie's Lost Her Cherry
09. My Pill Poppin' Mom
10. Mussolini in a Headlock
11. I'm Licking Your Butthole
12. Love Spells Doom
13. Turd Sandwich
14. The 80s