What do you call the least horrible of the bad things? Well, Stephanie Meyer called it Eclipse. 

Happy Valentine's Day! He ALMOST had to rate this one higher but recognized that it would've been only when compared to the first two and not because it actually deserved that number.

Join us as we all ask the question: Why fight over Bella when Anna Kendrick's character is just RIGHT THERE!?

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Intro/Outro: "Mr. Pumpkin's Revenge" By Anne Hell