TALK TO ME, TEXT IT Ever feel that strange drift between Christmas and New Year—the dead week where time slides and everything feels slightly out of focus? We start there, then shift fast: a surprise visit from my sister snaps the mood back into color, and we’re off through a trio of stories that swing from absurd to devastating to delightfully nostalgic. First, a Florida lawsuit over a shattered toilet in an accessible stall raises serious questions about safety, maintenance, and how much c...