Show notes
We know you listeners are horny and hot to trot so we finally delivered on our promise to bring you two monsters to perfectly match that energy. Join us to explore the girthy mythology of the galloping Centaur and the labyrinthian Minotaur! But wait… if “taur” means bull why are they called centaurs? This and more secrets revealed in this episode!Featuring: our hot takes on the Wicker movie trailer, the minotaur’s has a real name, Daedalus is the true villain of Greek Mythology, grabbing love by the horns, Greek Mythology is really messy, the MLP is a nightmare (no pun intended), centaurs are hung like a… you know, we learn what a euhemerist is, centaurs are weird because horses are weird, both together at the same time, a very special review, AN IMPORTANT MC ANNOUNCEMENT, AND MORE!CW: Greek mythology throughout (so mentions of SA, bestiality, cannibalism, torture, murder, and incest also throughout), the dark side of the MLP fandom (38:45-39:45) genocide of the Aztecs (48:45-49:30)We are proud to be a part of the Sword & Key Network - beacons.ai/swordandkey. Our music is by the handsome and talented Nick Lambert. Find him on Instagram @lambertropolis. All other music and sounds are licensed through Epidemic Sounds.Use code THELADYDAME for 10% off of your order from Friday Afternoon Tea - https://www.fridaytea.com - we suggest the Smut-Tea and/or the Sword & Tea

