ELLY IS BACK - AGAIN! After a brief hiatus, your two favorite monster girls are back with a new batch of dates! These bad boys may be known for their pranks, tricks, and epic fails, but don't we all deserve a chance at love? Featuring: Bigfoot lawsuits, Zak Baggans erotic fanfiction, witch nipples, ...chemists..., otters (revisited), unrequited bird love, a well-traveled Gary, perfectly moist plants.Theme song by&nbsp;Seth David-Andrew Hubbard&nbsp;[Palmersmedic&nbsp;/&nbsp;Sender!]SOURCES:Native LanguagesCanadian War MuseumThe 7th GenTofuguNew World EncyclopediaYokaiMythology.NetBritannicaAncient PagesVamzzzVan Duin, L. (2007)Cryptids GuideKurupiraLatin Folktales&nbsp;

Date 11 - Talk About a Total Failure

Dating can be hard - especially when your date is the legendary Bigfoot! Where do you take a guy like that? More importantly, where do you find a guy like that? You're in luck because our crypto-woo-ologists have a binder full of suitable candidates ready for one hell of a good time. Whether or not our bait survives is up to them. Who says love isn't without a few risks?
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