Do we need more or less technology in baseball? By using our terminator vision

We can see the box,

puppet umpires,

and ugly gadgets.

What if field goals had no poles?

Please bring all of your baseballness

as we boo the umpire.

Is Rob Manfred the chosen one?

We're not sure, but we hope you live in a baseball town.

Why isn't instant replay instant?

Why can't we give the umpires better tools?

How easy is it to say that the players make too much money?

Because it's just a game?

Or is it the corruptibility of men?

If you don't trust your own eyes,

allow us to introduce you to the man who knows what actually happened.