William McGonagall's take on the parties in Westminister 
Is that they were a little sinister

Jubilee

Dear listeners one and allIt is I, sir William Topaz McgonagallBrought back to Earth For to speak to you allYou might be stunned in disbelief Thinking ‘good griefDidn’t he die in 1902?’Yes I did but I have been returned to you!So just like I did in Victorian timesI’ll present the news of the day With my spellbinding rhymesTo not listen would be a failure
If you would like to suggest a subject For me to write about like, for example, your favourite sea whaleThen do not neglect To give me a shout On this here address, my email:

modernmcgonagall@gmail.com