Wherein Justice and Andy take a walk through the apocalyptic landscapes of Cormac McCarthy's The Road and Dr. Seuss' The Lorax. Sure, The Road is terrifying, but have you met Aloysius O'Hare the oxygen capitalist? We explore these books and films with the help of Gerry Canavan's scholarship on the Anthropocene and children's literature. Additional topics include Fallout 3 and how far you can fall without dying.