"That was pork belly."

"No, it wasn't."

And just like that, another Marriage Bites episode is underway.

Mike and Jess kick off Shake Shack Month by reviewing the BBQ Boneless Baby Back Rib Sandwich, which somehow leads to debates about pork belly, barbecue sauce, whether nachos count as a meal, and why every child waits until you're placing an order to ask 700 questions.

The conversation also covers disappointing restaurant meals, all-gender bathrooms, Ryan's calendar obsession, social media's ability to sell hot dogs, and the accidental creation of what might be the worst merch idea in podcast history.

The sandwich was excellent. The barbecue sauce was divisive. The marriage remains intact.