Well folks, it's that time of the week again when you can inundate your ears and grey matter with our floundering filmic shenanigans.

A lesson in the black arts from The Priest as we polish our pentacles for Haxan: Witchcraft Through the Ages (1968 version), then we're left on a gurney to be satirically probed in Britannia Hospital before we round off with a trip to 70s Harlem where Uncle Remus meets Mario Puzo in Coonskin.