From the neon glow of the Vegas Strip to the dusty paths of the Renaissance Festival, this episode is a rollercoaster of bad decisions, good memories, and mild emotional damage. First up: Drew’s birthday bash in Vegas—edibles were consumed, dignity was lost, and I may or may not have developed strong opinions about hotel buffets and slot machine etiquette. Then, just when I thought I’d recovered, I got thrown into full-blown Renaissance Festival madness—family edition. Join me as I unpack my back-to-back adventures, question my life choices, and remind everyone why millennial recovery time is now a minimum of three business days.