Like many monarchs she was named after a boat... and owned all the money? That can't be right, about the money I mean. Can she yet be converted into a floating hotel after her decommissioning? Listen to a harrowing story from abroad about how I was brutally crushed under lese majeste law by one of her Canadian subjects in the early 70s. I was worried I'd die before her. We hardly knew ya Queenie. Blimey, it just occurred to me, I've also known HMS Charlie the Turd my whole life! Now I have to outlive him too? I sure am glad I don't live in a country where someone thinks he is king of me, and is easily insulted, and...