In Which We Introduce Ourselves and Hope We Haven’t Freaked You Out Yet

In Which Old-School Clarke Is Back, Bitches

In Which We Discuss Erin’s Thesis For the Whole Season

In Which We Secretly Love Ontari

In Which We AGGRESSIVELY Love Indra

In Which Octavia Is EVERYTHING This Season

In Which We Take a Brief Sidebar To Yell About All the Storytelling Problems In the First Half of the Season

In Which We Are So Goddamn Excited About the Delinquents

In Which Bryan and Miller are the Literal Romeo and Juliet of This Show

In Which Claire Is “Not Exactly a Pike Apologist, But . . .”

In Which Everything at Arkadia Makes Much More Sense If You Mentally Re-Insert Lincoln Into Every Storyline

In Which We Spend Half an Hour Yelling About Lincoln’s Death

In Which It Is Genuinely Astonishing It Took This Long For One of Us to Make a “Hamilton” Reference

In Which Erin Is Concerned Octavia’s Going to Turn Out to Be Pregnant

In Which KABBY!!!!!!!!!!!

In Which We Bid You Farewell Until Next Week and Hope You Do Not Regret Your Life Choices In Listening to This