The Bachelorette is back, after a dry seven months and a painfully average season of Listen To Your Heart. On this week’s episode of Messy Notebook Paper, host Riley recaps the first episode of Clare Crawley’s season of The Bachelorette. Where are all the dad bodes? Why did that guy wear a straitjacket? And why is Riley the best contestant on the show? Tune in to find out!