Just your standard paean to Pop-Tart sexuality/homage to the recently-departed creator of Pop-Tarts/compensation for a short MDC episode/Valentine's Day rush job bonus episode.

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This episode's highly fucky theme music is "Gloria" by Pearls of Joy, which you can find at https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Pearls_of_Joy/Wakka_Chikka_Wakka_Chikka_Volume_1/csr049_wcwc_08-pearls-of-joy_gloria/ and which is used under a Creative Commons Non-commercial license.