In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the hard-drinking denouement of Vampire Drama Club's story on page 31 in Scene Two ("A Heart Beat"), Chapter Four of Alien Hunger (1991), a supplement for Vampire: the Masquerade.

This episode's theme music, used under a Creative Commons license, is "Suck City" by Black Math, whose work you can find at https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Black_Math/.