In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the advice on page 17 for running "A Fiery Awakening" -- Chapter 1, Scene 2 of The Story in Alien Hunger (1991), a supplement for Vampire: the Masquerade.

This episode's theme music, used under a Creative Commons license, is "Suck City" by Black Math, whose work you can find at https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Black_Math/.