In which we discuss the dumbest (and most wonderful) thing about the abduction of pregen protagonists Emerson Wilkershire III and Marcus Smith-Kearns in "The Attacks" -- Chapter 1, Scene 1 of The Story in Alien Hunger (1991), a supplement for Vampire: the Masquerade.

This episode's theme music, used under a Creative Commons license, is "Suck City" by Black Math, whose work you can find at https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Black_Math/.