In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the description of Denver 's vampire population -- as well as Colorado's second most goth-punk city, Boulder -- on page 12 of Alien Hunger (1991), a supplement for Vampire: the Masquerade.

This episode's theme music, used under a Creative Commons license, is "Suck City" by Black Math, whose work you can find at https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Black_Math/.