Wherein we discuss the dumbest thing about the "Contacts" entry for Kang (and for characters throughout the Non-Player Character section) in The Revenge of Kang, the final module in the Time Warp adventure series for TSR's Marvel Super Heroes Roleplaying Game.

Music used under Creative Commons license:

"Take Us To The Nearest Starbase" by Astrometrics (https://soundcloud.com/astrometricsband)