Media Masochist

Chris is joined in his moment of torture with a SPECIAL CELEBRITY GUEST! The turn their BEADY EYES to the abomination called BLACK DEVIL DOLL FROM HELL! This early 80's shot on video monstrosity is available IN IT'S ENTIRETY on the You Tubes! ALSO: Tune in to hear some EXCITING SCOOPS on current DiManzicorp projects! CHECK IT OUT IF YOU DARE! RIGHT ON!

Well, the END OF THE WORLD has come and gone AGAIN and all Chris Honeywell got was this crummy t-shirt. Were the Mayans the BIGGEST TROLLS IN HISTORY? Did PLANET-X sneak by us without anyone seeing it? Does NOSTRILDUMASS owe us an apology? Does ORSON WELLES owe us an apology? How do we cope with this COSMIC ANTICLIMAX? I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

Yeah, you heard right. This VERY SPECIAL episode of The Media Masochist is specially designed to be a PRESENT OF PURE PAIN that you can bestow upon yourself, your friends or your enemies. Face it, THEY ALL DESERVE IT. This podcast is designed with STEALTH IN MIND. It has a friendly title and nothing to give away the PURE EVIL it contains. Even the ID3 tags paint a sunny picture, but BE WARNED - THIS WILL TRAUMATIZE CHILDREN AND PROBABLY KILL THE OLD AND INFIRM. Slip this onto the IPod at the Christmas party and see how long it takes for people to figure out exactly what is going on, OR - You can pop on a pair of headphones, strap in and prepare for an hour-long endurance test. You get the picture, MERRY CHRISTMAS ! You can click HERE to see more details about the "songs" in this podcast!

This time around, Chris is joined by Luke Jaconetti, the instigator of this particular episode by sending me to this particular "gem", "The Legend Of Dinosaurs And Monster Birds"! MISERY LOVES COMPANY! You can watch this particular stinkeroo on Google Video for FREE! IT'S ALMOST WORTH IT! WATCH THIS TERRIBLE MOVIE HERE!

FINALLY! The Media Masochist has CONCLUSIVE PROOF that Zack Snyder is a HACK. A HACK! ZACK IS A HACK! I HATE HATE HATE this movie! Did you pay to see this? You should be ashamed of yourself! Ah, I'll give you a break and we'll just agreed that you got TRICKED into thinking you were going to see an "entertaining movie". Zack Snyder needs to get smacked on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. DID YOU DO THIS? BAD! BAD! GO LAY DOWN!

Another listener has issued another challenge! This time the "winner" is the outrageously inept monstrosity "The Room" by badfilm auteur Tommy Ziseau. Can Chris watch this hideous abortion of a movie to completion, or will he have to cough up his $50 prize? Speaking of coughing up - it is worth mentioning that today's screening is all the more challenging because Mr. Honeywell has taken a dose of NyQuil to combat his brutal chest-cold! Excelsior!

When Chris has had a hard day at work, or his girlfriend has dumped him and hooked up with that stupid drummer or his rent is late and his dog died- he likes to share his pain. He does this by subjecting himself to horrible media and then bitching about it. It doesn't really make Chris feel any better, but Chris has heard that it's pretty entertaining to other people. Would you like to listen? Good, because here it is. This time it's a truly mutant episode. Chris has seen probably the most evil, dangerous and transgressive film ever -A Serbian Film (Srpski Film). It is the first and hopefully the last time you see a film that Chris actually LIKES on this show. But just because a film is incredibly well written, acted, shot and directed,doesn't mean it can't also be INSANELY PAINFUL! Chris was so traumatized that he found another Chris to watch this film and commiserate with him. Who is this brave soldier? It's Chris Tyler, the legendary and wise HAIR METAL HERO! WARNING WARNING WARNING! There is some strong, STRONG ADULT CONTENT in this podcast. Lines you never knew existed get crossed! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )

When Chris has had a hard day at work, or his girlfriend has dumped him and hooked up with that stupid drummer or his rent is late and his dog died- he likes to share his pain. He does this by subjecting himself to horrible media and then bitching about it. It doesn't really make Chris feel any better, but Chris has heard that it's pretty entertaining to other people. Would you like to listen? Good, because here it is. This time it's an 80's mega low-budget Italio-Road Warrior rip-off lobotomy called "Warriors Of The Wasteland". Chris watched this stinkeroo while the sun shone and the birds sang outside. Any subsequent vitamin D deficiencies will be blamed on Will Sanchez, who sent this shaggy dog along to give Chris a virtual cinematic waterboarding. WATCH WARRIORS OF THE WASTELAND HERE but remember - YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )

When Chris has had a hard day at work, or his girlfriend has dumped him and hooked up with that stupid drummer or his rent is late and his dog died- he likes to share his pain. He does this by subjecting himself to horrible media and then bitching about it. It doesn't really make Chris feel any better, but Chris has heard that it's pretty entertaining to other people. Would you like to listen? Good, because here it is. This time Chris delves into the horrifyingly X RATED (and ECCCCH! RATED) world of fan fiction. Seriously, this stuff is not for everyone and this episode gets pretty ugly. Chris reads some of this stuff dramatically and plays inappropriate music and it's truly WRONG. Seriously, keep the kiddies or anyone who respects, loves or employs you MILES out of earshot for this little gem. Also, if you're TRULY adventurous and have a stomach of steel, you can read all of these litle "erotic epics " HERE but remember - YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )

When Chris has had a hard day at work, or his girlfriend has dumped him and hooked up with that stupid drummer or his rent is late and his dog died- he likes to share his pain. He does this by subjecting himself to horrible media and then bitching about it. It doesn't really make Chris feel any better, but Chris has heard that it's pretty entertaining to other people. Would you like to listen? Good, because here it is. Now you are just as dysfunctional as Chris, and, yes, this is Chris typing this in the third person. THAT'S just how dysfunctional Chris is. This podcast is not for the kiddies, so tell them to F@*K OFF! NOTE -- The Two True Freaks! now have a phone line where you can call and leave a completely inappropriate message - We just might use it on the show! It's 585-COP-LURE!! ( 1-585-267-5873 )