I met Shayan when we were both rejected from an improv troupe. Since he grew up Muslim and I grew up Jewish, we decided to attend mass at a Slovakian Catholic Church. After purging our souls of sin we came to the podcast studio to discuss speaking in tongues, Scientology, and Shayan's botched circumcision.

Intro Music:
"Christos Vokrese (Christ has Risen)"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGenkG_87ZY&list=PLBmrRLDQ90k5ZEFEZGm4eIhjObqmTwizB