Today we learn about the failed "Bang Baptism" as Matt Storrs tries to Mattsplain coffee to Kelsey Luks (https://www.tiktok.com/@genderinthiseconomy and https://twitter.com/StepDaddyKelz). We "learn" of coffee's revisionist origins and the tradition of mispronounced names. The Roanoke colony inspired Johnny Appleseed? Maybe, you'll have to listen to learn about that and the magic that is coffee. Learn more:Counter Culture Coffeehttps://www.instagram.com/counterculturecoffee/--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/matt-storrs/support