There's a new Star Wars movie! In theaters! Here in 2026! To celebrate the occasion, we've gathered our found family of Star Friends to break it all down scene-by-scene. Are we feeling the Rotta of it all, or is the whole movie just a long, loud fart? Plus, is cabbage a better vegetable than Brussels sprouts? What does this movie mean for the future of Mando and Grogu, both in-universe and out? And how do we feel about Dave Filoni's HAT??? All this and more!