Brian is rescued by Seal Team Chubby after a long hiatus. The guys are joined by Keri and Apurva, who has no idea what he's in for. We try to laugh at Trump, but crippling reality proves too depressing. Apurva gives a global perspective of the US, and (spoilers), it's not good. Brian discusses his captivity of fatherhood, and Derek and Keri share an emotional bond for tattoos. We bet jihad a good time with this episode!