Wherein we solve the mystery of Lorick #26:

In a time ere the pyramids' rise,

I strode south, to its gold, and glib lies

Though by movie portrayed

chasing Doom with a blade

By my sword, I took kingdoms as prize!

And unveil Lorick #27

To the sky I ascended in pride

an edifice none could deride

now I'm known for confusion

and divine retribution

I was ruined: my hubris denied