This is a song about former Police Chief Fred Walser, who had the Best Week Ever!http://www.fred-walser.com/Fred went down to the auditorHe filed for officeHe's runnin' for Senate this yearThen he met with lawyers and hePled guilty to a crimeFred had the best week everFred's on the campaign trailTwenty thousand in the holePayin' and servin' for his crimeWhile he is ringin' doorbellsHe'll be pickin' up trashFred had the best week everFred must have somethingSomething up his sleeveThat makes him think he will win... that people will trust him... that people will vote for himFred had the best week ever