From the bowels of eir Towers comes episode thirty five-five-ive. Shane Keegan, once of Galway United but now a scribe of the gin swilling, trenchcoat wearing fourth estate, lists all the players he tried to sign and mostly failed to. Kevin Doherty from Drogheda takes the M1 south to the Dublin 8 postcode and 'delivers' his verdict on an All Ireland league as well as life as a postman. Our anchormen Dan and Johnny report on Gypsies in Cork, Theresa May and Boris Johnson, Dundalk Success and Waterford taking their place in Europe. No, it's not the Six One News, it's journalism, but not as you know it...