Hello everyone! It's me, Alex, and I'm somewhere in Poland or Europe just rapid firing my life updates and opinions into a shitty microphone while leisurely relaxing under my rickety bunk bed in a post-world war lead paint building. 

Today, I bring up my deployment update, discuss how I'd fix America's gun issue, figure out how to solve abortions, and I beg Marissa to use our actual podcast studio. 

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