Chapters 15-18 of Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami. You know the drill by now; this fic’s basically impossible to summarize because so many things happen yet so little of it matters to the plot (is there a plot?). From what we can gather, the chapters we read involve samurai swords, gay marriage, and clone sex. We’re still working our way through this author’s other fanfics, so this week we read Who Is Voldemorts Dad? The Tales of Vernon Dursly!, which doesn’t appear to directly connect back to Light and Dark but I guess anything could happen at this point.

Content warnings: Same as for previous episodes covering this fanfic.