I envisioned this episode going differently. I thought I would waltz into the new year with a fresh liver (post 31-day alcohol cleanse) and exciting stories about my trip to NYC. Instead, I was blessed with food poisoning so awful that I think my digestive system clocked out and hired a replacement. Regardless, I come bearing stories about my recent dry month, travel experiences, managing food poisoning in Manhattan, my really niche New Year's resolution and my long overdue thoughts on Selena Gomez. Now that the dust has settled on kidney-gate, I feel safe enough to air my negative thoughts on the messy queen. (((((