PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Okay, okay... hey, where are all those fancy signing pens? PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Then how did they get the pens? PRESIDENT SHABURBUR Alright already. Hand me your eyeliner pencil. Music is "For the Fallen" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License <a href= "http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/">http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/</a>

Marlboro Man

When does 20 seconds feel like foooooreeeeevvvveerrrrrr? When you're washing your hands for the umptyumpth time today, and is it really all that important to wash them AGAIN??? Yes. Yes, it is. To make it easier, a group of writers and podcasters have put together these 20-second stories to get you through the Lather, Rinse, and Repeat stages. So, crank up a story, lather up, and be well.