Apologies to the marching band.... especially the piccolo. This episode is not explicit. Written by Shannon Perry and performed by June Clark Eubanks, both of Oz 9. June Clark Eubanks (the glorious Glenda/Albatros of Oz 9) is an accomplished actor and director, having recently directed the hugely popular production Machinal at the Parkland Theatre Second Stage and Urbana-Champaign Independent Media Center. @oz9TheAlbatros Shannon Perry writes stuff. Just... not bios. @oz9Olivia https://oz-9.com TRANSCRIPT Streaking bare-bummed and front “flags” waving across a football field, in front of a homecoming crowd, ducking trombones and clarinets and who the hell put a tiny piccolo player in the middle of the color guard? “Sorry!” Was NOT her idea. Next time, she’d choose “truth.” If she ever played with Grandma again…. This episode of Listen, Rinse, Repeat was voiced by June Clark Eubanks and written by Shannon Perry of Oz 9.

Warren G. Harding

When does 20 seconds feel like foooooreeeeevvvveerrrrrr? When you're washing your hands for the umptyumpth time today, and is it really all that important to wash them AGAIN??? Yes. Yes, it is. To make it easier, a group of writers and podcasters have put together these 20-second stories to get you through the Lather, Rinse, and Repeat stages. So, crank up a story, lather up, and be well.