John and Roma are in need of a Liquid Lunch after quite a week, one which includes Carole Baskin joining the cast of Dancing with the Stars. Pass the rosé and pray. Tinsley and Leah do the WAP and we call for a spinoff. RHOBH has its season finale and we're still wondering where is Alison DuBois? Upper East Side meet Downtown on RHONY and we are loving the contrast. Salt Lake housewives are licking their chops waiting to debut in the fall and we are ready! Dear John comes for the receipts.