- I am good or I am well?- Landysh is learning Chinese: There is no logic in this language!- Chinese curse words: Your sister!- Landyshs trip to France and Italy- Paris catacombs: Pretty, what else to say?- Do the French eat frogs on a regular basis?- Italy: the land of food, slow waiters and too many churches- Communicating and eating in China- Whats the point of learning many languages when you can use only English?