In which the Fugulnari "advisors" impose strict restrictions on movement for all Humans on The Fairgrounds. Very literally. To increase efficiency and decrease unnecessary movement, all Humans must wear pedometers and walk no more than 4,000 steps per day. However, between shortening the length of the "day" to not quite four hours, and also increasing the amount of alcohol that must be in the drinks at The Electric Egg, their efficiency campaign proves hideously misguided. Meanwhile, after a group of Fugulnari bullies dognap Miss Sophie, H.F. and John B attempt what should be a classic daring vent-crawl rescue, as long as they use the correct vents and only get a little damp, rather than boiled alive.  EPISODE TWENTY-FOUR"Benefits of a Classical Education"written by John Amir featuringZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, TessJohn Amir as John BEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." FornesAmanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, GrendvomixIvanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna, Fugulnari BarflyChris Lee as Chip FrinkelDerrick Peterson as XtoppsAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Fugulnari Drinks InspectorBerit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Prestorlix, Kwontz withPhilip Cruise: Beaux Several, VamternooxHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss SophieLex Friedman: Bubbles, Araggax, DoorDean Haspiel: Troncorblox, SallifrenixDavid Arthur Bachrach: Mortrinex, Patronizing Waiter, Friendly Phone Service, BramthanoxAnna Stefanic: Stella Reyes, BluodinarxIan W. Hill: Announcer, William S. BurroughsBot, Fugulnari Heckler, Winston ChurchillBot, MartyRolls Andre: George ForemanBotLinus Gelber: Todd, Martin LutherBotOlivia Baseman: Amber on the BridgeClara Francesca: DinorbiaxLeila Okafor: FracottiverxFred Backus: Peter ThielBot Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna StefanicIllustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaarOptimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
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