In which an unfamiliar ship lands on The Fairgrounds, turning out to contain two "scien-technicians" from the species known as "The Luck Navigators," whose entire technology is based on riding waves of Luck and it's opposite, which they refer to by the technical term "Suck." Unfortunately, the extreme amount of suck on the station has trapped them, and chaos descends as The Fairgrounds is beset by events, large and small, of extreme good and bad fortune, which the Luck Navigators predict will end in a disastrous singularity, the Suckhole. Is John B actually at the center of it all, and is he empirically the unluckiest being in the galaxy? And will the impending disaster be averted if Commander Torianna blasts John out of an airlock? And how is this all affecting open mic night at The Electric Egg?  EPISODE FIVE"The Luck Navigators"written by Ian W. Hill and Berit Johnson featuringBerit Johnson as Althaar, Alien Barfly, Bridge CrewJohn Amir as John B, Bridge CrewIvanna Cullinan as Commander ToriannaAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Helium MinerChris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Helium Miner, Bridge CrewZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" MalloryDerrick Peterson as Xtopps, Helium MinerAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. FrondrinaxwithIan W. Hill: Recreation DirectorBot, Announcer, Helium Miner, Bridge CrewDavid Arthur Bachrach:  Bridge CrewLinus Gelber: Docking Crew, Bridge CrewLex Friedman: BklgrhchPhilip Cruise: Aoooaoooaoooaooo, Bridge CrewJessica Stoya: Velbopp's AnnouncerEli Ganias: Helium Miner, Bridge Crew  Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusSpecial Thanks to Associate Suck Mathematician Sean RockoffTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting ‏and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!