Merry E3, Gamers! It’s just the three of us this time, bringing you a totally epic prediction of who’s going to WIN at E3 this year! So grab your Doritos and ‘Dew and buckle up tight for a ride that’ll change your LIFE! Also Chelsea rebels from the actual relevant discussions by playing Solitaire.

I don’t know if that attracted people or scared them away. Anyway, YOUR GAMES THIS WEEK ARE: Gahan Wilson’s The Ultimate Haunted House, for PC; Home Alone, for the NES; Egg Monster Hero, for the Nintendo DS and mobile devices; The Political Machine, for PC; and Popeye, for…a lot of things, including Arcade, NES, PC and others. You can find the complete list of ranked games at bit.ly/letsplace

Episode 114: Alexey Pajitnov, Creator of Tetris, Introduces: Qwirks

I hear a lot about the &quot;subjectivity of art,&quot; and to that whole concept I say: PSHAW. The laboratories at Audio Entropy have designed an UNASSAILABLE method for SCIENTIFICALLY AND OBJECTIVELY RANKING ALL VIDEO GAMES. Here's how it works: our host, Luke, grabs a random selection of guests each episode from his twitter followers, and they rank 5 randomly chosen video games, judging their quality by a simple minority vote. Random Sampling is a Science Word! That's how you KNOW this system works. You can view the list of ranked games to date at bit.ly/THELISTSOFAR, and follow @SSJSpeedRacer on Twitter to see announcements for when Luke is looking for guests! Visit us and other great shows at audioentropy.com