They say you shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth. Well, today, we had to look at one in a lot more places than that. YOUR GAMES THIS WEEK ARE: Tommy’s Stompers, for PC; BlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle, for Nintendo Switch, Playstation 4, and PC; Lighthouse: The Dark Being, for PC; Minecraft, for pretty much everything; and Help! My Large Dog is Being Affectionate and I Need To Record My Objective Video Game Ranking Podcast, for PC. You can find the complete list of ranked games at bit.ly/letsplace.

Episode 88: my father's long, long legs

I hear a lot about the &quot;subjectivity of art,&quot; and to that whole concept I say: PSHAW. The laboratories at Audio Entropy have designed an UNASSAILABLE method for SCIENTIFICALLY AND OBJECTIVELY RANKING ALL VIDEO GAMES. Here's how it works: our host, Luke, grabs a random selection of guests each episode from his twitter followers, and they rank 5 randomly chosen video games, judging their quality by a simple minority vote. Random Sampling is a Science Word! That's how you KNOW this system works. You can view the list of ranked games to date at bit.ly/THELISTSOFAR, and follow @SSJSpeedRacer on Twitter to see announcements for when Luke is looking for guests! Visit us and other great shows at audioentropy.com