This week on Late Nights with Reem, we cover everything from school policies to music legends and random chaos in between.

I kick things off with some back-to-school talk—starting with my shock that Ohio schools don’t use metal detectors, followed by Tennessee wildin’ by refusing to accept doctor’s notes for student absences. New Jersey took it up a notch, now threatening parents with $2K fines or 90 days in jail for their kids acting up. Make it make sense.

Meanwhile, Detroit rapper Big Huey catches a cease and desist mid video shoot, and the owner of Trump Burger gets deported (you can’t make this stuff up). Ohio’s also rolling out a new ban on porn sites—another one of those “hmm…” moments.

Over in China, adults are apparently coping with stress by buying $70 pacifiers (yes, you read that right).

To wrap it all up, I dive into this week’s music segment, spotlighting Michael Jackson’s Off the Wall album, Wale’s More About Nothing mixtape, and showing love to the late Nipsey Hussle.