Ryan's breakup with mayo was so bad, even the sound of its name makes him gag...literally. Find out why in this episode of Latchkey Friends.

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From a quarantine bunker in Salt Lake City, Liz Cornwall and Spencer Sutherland share ridiculous stories about prison tattoos, imaginary twins, petty revenge, and anything else that cracks them up. If you don't laugh -- at least a little -- they'll buy you a Coke.

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