<p>Welcome to Lance’s Miscellaneous Items &amp; Things, your friendly, run-of-the-mill, family-owned shop on the Isle of Illusions! Please be careful with the crystal balls, all magic carpets are 30% off, and don’t mind the jackalope head on the wall! Free sarcasm with every purchase, and all riddles are on the house. Be sure to look out for destiny birthmarks, a random audio-recorder device thingy, exasperated sighs, tragic summer romances, the pointiest vampire tooth collection, and, of course, toothbrushes. Have a nice day, and do come back soon!</p>

A Bargain and a Robot Cat

Follow the story of Leelah Lance when she gets stuck spending her summer taking care of her dads' shop. She meets all kinds of beings that go against the stereotypes, as such on Isle Of Illusions (which is in the Waters Of Wrath, which is part of the Constellation Collective, and yes, the demon who made the universe LOVES alliteration) where everything is backwards. Watch out for psychic neighbors, plenty of jackalopes, a huge obsession with the actual Devil, and more! Full of snark and sarcasm, this magical comedy is sure to keep you guessing! Episodes release biweekly on Sundays.