<p>6 months is a long time. Long enough for me to lose the momentum to keep up. Here is my attempt to catch you up to speed with my life. From binge-worthy Netflix series to $378 fraud, all the way to my cat's special day, I've got some ceremonial-grade tea and she's ready to pour.</p>

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reading creepypasta from contest winner's archive: july 2022

As the lactose intolerant owner of a cat named Milktea, there are many things I wish to share with my late cat, whom I adopted into my life but sadly couldn't stay as long as I wished. Though he now rests somewhere above the cloud, I hope he is witty enough to find this podcast (since he's already in the cloud, I mean, easy access right?) and listen to the rants I would have told him in person. Wish you were here to witness my growth, but for now, a podcast will do. New episode every week-ish.