After months of predictions that TF2 would have its massive update on October 6th…. we can finally report, that the wait is over, and it is legendary.Everything we’ve ever hoped for and more. So much more, in ways that we were unexpected and delightful. So much so that we’re just going to have to release it in chunks. Hot messing chunks that will rot your inners and mess with your minds.Full length stand alone comic bookWritten by DC’s Hope LarsonUsed to introduce the female classes into the game.TF2 Motion Picture Created in association with PixarFull length -Budget exceeded Toy Story 2 and Cars 2 added togetherFormer Saxxy Winners used in the credits.100s of new and updated weaponsIncluding all-class steak knivesCan be used in conjunction with Heavy’s food based tauntsFixed Spy classFacestabs now cause Spy to take self damageBackstab now only works on actual spineBackstab now takes only 99% of target’s healthFixed Scout classScout is now a true “class cannon”. Starts out with 15 HP. So much as landing funny will shatter himFixed Pyro classNew IP Stack to reflect now works like you’re at LANFlame’s cone-of damage is much more predictable. New flamethrowerDoes less damageSlows other classes Axtinguisher returned to full gloryPyro gets incendiary grenades – cannot be washed offFixed Soldier classUsing market gardener will instigate a permanent VAC ban on user.Fixed DemoTakes DoT from explosions Drink to gain extra flight time, can no longer walk straightBottle now has 1 in 10,000 chance to smashWill have bleed effect on Demo and targetMatchmaking fixedMatchmaking fixedNow only play with people of similar skill level and experienceMeme-ing and BM causes your queue length to get significantly longerThree international championships will be funded by Valve.HL | 6s | RGL  Finals hosted in a different city each year – like the Olympics, only goodInvite teams will be flown there / accommodation providedTeams / Casting Groups / Podcasts will receive their own in-game items/skins to help support themMust have been covering TF2 for at least 8 years to qualify