On today's episode, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened when Alex Jones got really drunk on episode #911 of the Joe Rogan Experience. Topic covered include:

• Does Alex have excuses for his Y2K episode that actually make his actions worse?
• Does Alex believe what he believes the elites secretly believe?
• When discussing Paragraph B, does Paragraph C matter?
• Who, other than your least favorite uncle, calls whiskey "apple juice?"
• How much Isaac Asimov has Alex read?