Is this the first emergency podcast in KMFFL history? Someone sound off in the slack.Late Sunday evening we got a Woj Bomb from KMFFL's own woj, Qewman. A detailed investigation has uncovered a secret society hiding in plain sight among the Kemp Mill Elite (itself a gated community –  technically they don't live behind gates but you get it). 7 families joined into 1, and have anointed themselves The Mishpacha. Who are the 7 families? Which family began the assembly? Are the T and M capitalized in the title of their whatsapp group? What will Qewman drop next? Is The Mishpacha a Russian Hoax? A Ukranian Hoax??? A QATARI HOAX?!?!?! (Hamevin Yavin.)The KMFFL Podcast convened with a special guest to discuss all that and more, in four distinct sections.1) Haircut, D-Fish, and special guest waffle about nothing, wish Mazal Tovs and gut shabosses, and onboard a new show into The KMFFL Podcast Network2) #TheMishpacha (with special guest & Qewman)3) What is Kemp Mill Elite (with special guest & Qewman)4) Haircut and D-Fish talk keepers (because this is a fantasy pod, isn't it?)Read the article about Haircut's great-grandpa here (you won't believe the title of this bad boy, but don't click the link until after you finish the ep). Additional optional reading for after the pod.Intro Music: The Godfather by NME aka EnemyOutro Music: Clique by Kanye West, Jay-Z, and Big SeanKMFFL Sidequest