Fans of the 2014 Kevin Costner/Jennifer Garner NFL film “Draft Day,” rejoice! In this week's episode “Not Even Close to Fair,” the Town Council leaders are drafting new kids to join their team. Well, all of them except Laurel, who causes a huge controversy by choosing to keep her team intact. Then we have one of the most arduous showdowns in Kid Nation history featuring wheelbarrows full of rocks. Can little kids get hernias? Were the show’s PAs up all night spray painting rocks? We ponder these questions and more in episode 9!

Your adult hosts are Pablo Goldstein (Vulture) & Stevie Anderson (What's Your Sign?, The Shiterion Collection)