Gather around everyone, it's time for Episode 8 of Kayfabe Forever! This week,  I'll tell you a tale of Golden Lovers; Elimination Chambers good and bad; and the cautionary tale of Jim Crockett Promotions: the most talent-rich wrestling promotion ever.

"Mark, where do Horsemen come from?"

"That's easy, sport: Jim Crockett Promotions!"

All that and more, this week on Kayfabe Forever!